March 2012
cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
There’s this girl I don’t like.
I can’t tell if I don’t like her because of a legitimate reason, or if I just don’t like her because I didn’t like her boyfriend long before he became her boyfriend.
This is among the most girlish things I’ve ever said.
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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theamericannerd replied to your post: People think that because I’m the valedictorian…
you kind maddam are a luck son of a….
lol your class is so much more dedicated and intelligent that it’s just hilarious.
I’d be screwed in your class.
People think that because I’m the valedictorian I’m joking when I say I haven’t done homework in weeks.
Seriously.
The rest of the senior class just sucks as much as I do, so it’s easy to get by.
The space in between my toes itches.
What is this devil sorcery.
there’s a special place in hell for people who...
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Watchageros:
I CANNOT BREATHE OMG
okay I’m probably focusing on the wrong thing but DID YOU HEAR THAT LITTLE GINGER KIDS VOICE.
THAT WAS DEEP AS FUCK.
LIKE HE COULD WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN YOUR EAR AND YOU’D GET ALL HOT AND BOTHERED AND THEN WELL YOU’D PROBABLY HAVE TO LOOK AT HIM AND….
Please ignore me.
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Sometimes I see people in the hallway that I used to have classes with but don’t anymore because I’m more intelligent than they are and usually I think
Thank God I don’t have to deal with them regularly.
Watchperksofbeingyoung:
omg
well.
Happy Birthday Megan.
I’m having an intellectual break down please disregard everything I post tonight because I promise I’m not a brainless idiot normally.
With that being said
my shoulder hurts like a fucking whore.
That is literally
all of the lyrics
to La Bamba.
I had to sing that in 7th grade choir back before I realized I couldn’t sing and thought I wanted to be in choir…
soy capitan
soy capitan
bamba bamba
bamba bamba
…
para bailar la bamba.
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para bailar la bamba, se necesita una poca de gracia. una poca de gracia para mi para ti. arriba y arriba y arriba y arriba, por ti sere, por ti sere. por ti sere.
yo no soy marinero.
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nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
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Put 'unf' in my ask if you find me attractive.
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School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
Here's what google translate says I meant to say
“Je ne sais pas.
Je suis juste fatigué tout le temps. Ma grammaire est terrible. Je n’ai pas de baise à donner.”
That’s actually really fucking close.
Brava Katy, brava.
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So Google translate says I said:
“I do not know.
I‘m just very tired wholes time. my grammar is terrible. I did not give to fucks.”
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je ne sais pas.
je suis juste tres fatigue touts le temps.
mon grammar est terrible.
je n’ai pas fucks de donne.
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Have I mentioned that I like your face?
weresoveryinsignificant:
maybe if I sleep on my textbooks I’ll absorb the information.
When the coach tells you to get on the blocks...
swimmingwaterpolo:
Sprints w/ starts suck dick.
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wr0n9way replied to your post: wr0n9way replied to your post: Awk fuck guys, I…
Oh no! that’s terrible D: Maybe they’ll work it out?
Idunno, she’s not very open, so I don’t know what’s going on :P
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wr0n9way replied to your post: Awk fuck guys, I think my favorite Tumblr ship…
OMG there’s this long distance couple I follow. One lives in England, and the other in Texas. They’re adorable. She went to visit him and is moving there and everything. lol random sorta related reply.
lol we are kind of strange. This was just… Biz is a very screwed up person and Jared made her very happy...
So I had a personal revelation driving home today.
During the entire.. old boy debacle, I continually told him, myself, and everybody else, that I just wanted to maintain a close friendship with him. I wanted to tell him everything, I wanted him to tell me everything, and when we went off to college, I wanted us to stay in contact.
That, my dear friends, was bullshit. I realize now that that...
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Awk fuck guys, I think my favorite Tumblr ship broke up.
…
This is my life. Following the relationships of people I don’t know on Tumblr.
“Manages boys” sounds really weird.
By that I mean, “manages boy’s swimming”.
So I was sitting outside the choir room waiting for my friend who manages boys with me.
This girl, who I don’t really know but have added on FB walked by. She stops, looks at me, and goes “hey I saw your picture on FB yesterday, and your hair looked really good.”
It made my day.
February 2012
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“I wanna tell you something Mark, something you do not yet know, that we...”
– Prot in K-Pax
You get accused of cheating way too much for it to just be coincedence,
Ohmmyygoddd everybody is on their peeeeirroodddd.
Attitude attitude attitude.
I’ll just not talk to anybody ladeda.
Fun Fact!
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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Me: I hate people.
Friend: ... But you're dating Tyler.
Me: He hates people too.
Friend: But he likes you, and you like him, and you're both people. Unless you're aliens.
Me: Oh no, you found out our secret.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
my mom: and they're called study groups
me: omg
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Oh hi random guys that don’t follow me but like my pictures.
Do you just troll the ‘me’ or ‘my face’ tags?
Like how do you always find me when I post pictures.
Yo no comprendo.
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